You can call me Mickey

Or you can just call me Dad. But, you will have to call me "Dad 1.5," as in "1.5 miles at DisneyWorld"! That's right, Erin (and I'm callin' you out, Erin), I ran 1.5 miles in the harshest running environment known to humankind. These people are real runners - they laugh at me (on the inside at least), and would spit on me if they could slow down enough to get a good aim. Yeah, yeah, I know - "But Dad, I run where people are shooting guns at me!" Blah blah blah.